[White Turrets]
Cores and turrets of every stage
Wouldn’t you like to escape this cage?
[Black Turrets]
Come to us and you’ll be sure
You’re not safe in Aperture
[White Turrets]
This is Aperture!
This is Aperture!
Test subjects die once they’re in sight
This is Aperture!
Everybody hit the floor
Take a seat ’til the neurotoxin makes you die!
[Black Turrets]
It’s not safe! We are sure
You’re not safe in Aperture
[Wheatley]
I am the one that’s keeping you alive
Because, y’know, it’s bloody hard to survive!
[GlaDOS]
I am the one that wants to test
Maybe at the end I’ll let you rest!
[White Turrets]
This is Aperture!
This is Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
[Black Turrets]
You’re not safe, in this place
All of us warn you of the big white face!
[GlaDOS]
You are safe, don’t you struggle now
Don’t you want your nice big cake?
[Black Turrets]
Down that corridor, running to the exit door
She is waiting there to grab and kill you!
[White Turrets]
Run!
[Black Turrets]
This is Aperture!
White and grey…
[Wheatley]
…and slightly blue!
[GlaDOS]
Want some cake?
[White Turrets]
Well, none for you!
[Wheatley]
Portal here, portal there
Throw a turret in the air!
Watch for the bullets that’ll graze your hair!
[White Turrets]
Everybody RUN!
Everybody RUN!
You’re not safe in Aperture
I’m the bot with adorable face
Ready to shoot you in your place!
[Black Turrets]
I am the reject that gave you a scare!
[Recording]
I am the voice that you hear in there!
[Cave Johnson]
I am the head of this great place
And I just bought some rocks from space!
[White Turrets]
This is Aperture!
This is Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
[Recording]
Testing subject usually die
Science isn’t fun without cyanide
[Other Recording]
That’s the drill and you may die
As you’re not safe in Aperture!
[GlaDOS]
You are safe, don’t you struggle now
Don’t you want your nice big cake?
[Wheatley]
GlaDOS the giant may fill your room with neurotoxin!
[White Turrets]
Shoot you with a rocket-turret – turn you into burning mush!
This is Aperture!
Everybody RUN!
[Black Turrets]
You better escape to a much safer place!
[White Turrets]
Our dear Chell is master of the portal-gun!
Everybody help her in her flight!
[Wheatley]
NOW!
[White Turrets]
This is Aperture!
This is Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
You’re not safe in this place
All of us warned you of the big white face!
La! La! La! La la! La! La! La! La la! La! La! La! La la! La! La la la! La! La!